@localguardian #NewMalden Simon is skipping to the loo & aiming for half-a-million skips so others can spend a penn… https://t.co/kN7xxyQzwH

@localguardian #NewMalden Simon is skipping to the loo & aiming for half-a-million skips so others can spend a penn… https://t.co/kN7xxyQzwH